Top M$ jabs <> Top linux slogans

Sometimes, certain situations (like my earlier post)really support the fact --> never trust anyone called Gates, who sells you W!ndow$.
After reading Hari-chettan's recent post, here is something to.. um...inspire(!) you further!

www.humorix.org has some splendid slogans dug from across the world. A few of my favourites:

#  A computer without W!ndow$ is like a fish without a bicycle
#  Scared of speed? If so, then try W!ndow$.
#  W!ndow$ and DOS -- a turtle and it's shell (<-- shell.. got it?)
#  The word "W!ndow$" is a word out of an old dialect of the Apaches. It means: "White man staring through glass-screen onto an hourglass..."

#  Bugs come in through open W!ndow$.
#  I still miss W!ndow$, but my aim is getting better. 
#  Hiroshima '45...Tschernobyl '86...W!ndow$ '95... W!ndow$ '98...
#  A fool and his money are soon using W!ndow$.
#  W!ndow$ is a pane in the ASCII ;)
#  M!cro$oft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs!

#  I once heard B!ll Gate$ say, "WHAT?!?! Netscape caused an 'invalid page fault'??! Only M!cro$oft programs have the code to do that!"

#  W!ndow$ found - Remove? (Y)es (S)ure (F)ine (O)K (G)reat!
#  Two computer people discussing those old stories about B!ll Gate$' name adding up to 666 in ASCII:
"I hear that if you play the NT 4.0 CD backwards, you get a satanic
message"
"...That's nothing. If you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0!"

#  To segfault is human; to bluescreen moronic.
#  Why use W!ndow$, when linux gives you the whole house?
#  The best W!ndow$ accelerator is that which works at 9.8 m/s²!
#  Computers are like air conditioners, dont open Windows if you want them to work properly.

#  M!cro$oft should switch to vacuum cleaner business, where people actually want their products to suck ;)

To finish it off, "The box said, works with W!ndow$ Vista or better... so I installed linux!"

Update:
1) N just saw his Vista Ultimate display a BSOD! HA!
2) Thanks to tuxmachines.org, the traffic to this blog skyrocketed since yesterday night, with visits from Europe and the US outnumbering those from India :D
3) Wohoo! Most number of comments :)