Sometimes, certain situations (like my earlier post)really support the fact --> never trust anyone called Gates, who sells you W!ndow$.
After reading Hari-chettan's recent post, here is something to.. um...inspire(!) you further!
www.humorix.org has some splendid slogans dug from across the world. A few of my favourites:
# A computer without W!ndow$ is like a fish without a bicycle
# Scared of speed? If so, then try W!ndow$.
# W!ndow$ and DOS -- a turtle and it's shell (<-- shell.. got it?)
# The word "W!ndow$" is a word out of an old dialect of the Apaches. It means: "White man staring through glass-screen onto an hourglass..."
# Bugs come in through open W!ndow$.
# I still miss W!ndow$, but my aim is getting better.
# Hiroshima '45...Tschernobyl '86...W!ndow$ '95... W!ndow$ '98...
# A fool and his money are soon using W!ndow$.
# W!ndow$ is a pane in the ASCII ;)
# M!cro$oft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs!
# I once heard B!ll Gate$ say, "WHAT?!?! Netscape caused an 'invalid page fault'??! Only M!cro$oft programs have the code to do that!"
# W!ndow$ found - Remove? (Y)es (S)ure (F)ine (O)K (G)reat!
# Two computer people discussing those old stories about B!ll Gate$' name adding up to 666 in ASCII:
"I hear that if you play the NT 4.0 CD backwards, you get a satanic
"...That's nothing. If you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0!"
# To segfault is human; to bluescreen moronic.
# Why use W!ndow$, when linux gives you the whole house?
# The best W!ndow$ accelerator is that which works at 9.8 m/s2!
# Computers are like air conditioners, dont open Windows if you want them to work properly.
# M!cro$oft should switch to vacuum cleaner business, where people actually want their products to suck ;)
To finish it off, "The box said, works with W!ndow$ Vista or better... so I installed linux!"
1) N just saw his Vista Ultimate display a BSOD! HA!
2) Thanks to tuxmachines.org, the traffic to this blog skyrocketed since yesterday night, with visits from Europe and the US outnumbering those from India :D
3) Wohoo! Most number of comments :)